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I'm about to change the way you think about urban, metrosexual, slacker furniture.

Beanbag chairs are something you find in dirty apartments with bong-water soaked carpet. Beanbag chairs reek of patchouli and stale smoke. Beanbag chairs are usually upholstered with shiny, stick-to-your-skin, faux leather plastic or some form of paisley print. Beanbag chairs are sat upon by skinny, boneless girls named Fawn, or Sunflower, or Moonunit. Beanbag chairs are almost always found whenever there is a pot bust.

The Sumo bean bags are different. These things are like actual pieces of furniture. I know because I've been sitting in the one they sent to me for 4 days now, smoking, spilling beer and bong-water all over it and beating it with the limp, lifeless body of some hippie girl named Sunflower** and it's still good as new.

It's made of some kind of high-tech, anti-hippie material that won't absorb stuff no matter how hard you try.

The Sumolounge Omni is more suited for hot, Playboy Playmates than it is for hippies, anyway.

If you don't believe me, just ask Evil Sarah. The first time she passed out on one, she says it was like she was in Heaven.

That or a coma.

I swear to God, if it was snowing outside, you could take this thing to a hill and use it as a sled.

It's that tough.

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Johnchow.com
9/16/2014

Sumo Lounge is a company famous for their giant bean bag chairs. They are extremely popular with gamers, kids, and anyone else who wants to sit on a giant bean bag. As fun of the bean bags are, it was never my thing because I could never find a comfortable position on them. However, Sumo has a new product for people like me. It’s call the Sumo Omni Reloaded. Continue reading →


Wildammo
9/15/2014

8 Reasons Why You Need The Omni Reloaded Chair by Sumo Lounge Firstly, calling Sumo’s new Omni Reloaded a chair is rather limiting considering it is so much more. It reclines, lays flat, curls into a roll, and bends in almost every way imaginable. If you prefer your body to be angled a certain way when you’re laying down, this Omni Reloaded can do just that. It is incredible. Continue reading →


SXSW
9/12/2014

Sumo Lounge is happy to be supplying SXSW with seating for their 2014 event! Continue reading →


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