Egotastic Holiday Guide

Shit We Like: The Egotastic! Guide For Buying Guys Christmas Presents

No, this isn’t like Oprah’s favorite things. Keep your shorts dry. If you’re a guy, this is a link to send your wife or girlfriend or sister or mom or Sailor Moon cosplay partner (or just for yourself), so they can pick you out a sweet arse gift for the holidays. This is a public service and some shit stuff that I also happen to like, some of it already endorsed on this site, some of it new, some for which we’ve negotiated a discount for our readers. And, remember, shopping from your own home is the greatest gift of all.

Xbox Kinect Sensor. Okay, I’ll be the first to admit when I saw this video gesture-response controller I was thinking we’re only about a couple years away from me having pretty lifelike sexy time with the virtual celebrity of my choice, but it’s also quite the sweet experience for sports gamers. This may be sold out very soon for Christmas, so click, don’t walk.

Avatar (Three-Disc Extended Collector’s Edition, Blue-Ray). Okay, my secret fanboy status is exposed, but this movie kicked serious butt on the visual level. Perhaps, greatest ever movie effects. Plus, Zoe Saldana all blue and making the sexy. A must have in the dude collection.

Sumo Lounge Bean Bag Chairs. We have these bad boys all around the Egotastic! offices and we effin’ love them. Gretchen and all six of her finger on her right hand are raised here swearing that chicks dig dudes with big bean bags. (Note: enter promo code: SumoEgotastic632 for $5 off for Egotastic! readers through December 17.)

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