The Gospel According to Rhys

Sep 23, 2008

Ann Tancio

Sumo Omni Chair

Jeez, it’s huge! It’s the height of at least 5 Jack Russell’s!

I love it, it’s so comfortable. My dog loves it, as it’s fun. My dad, who doesn’t sit on anything except hard chairs, loves it, and it came at just the right time as well – my room at home is being converted into a proper bachelor’s boudoir, with a decent telly and chairs. This is becoming the pride of place in it, though at the moment it’s locked safely in the attic, as it’s not only huge, but it takes up a lot of space.

Plus, Guy said “I’d love to have sex on it!”, it does seem like that could be a purpose for it too ;).

So, my final verdict is this. If you’re a bachelor, get it. They’re comfortable and perfect for Wiiing, shagging go knows what elsing on. If you are a midget, or live in a very small house, then I’d advise against it. They dominate rooms (in good ways), but still take up more room than your average great lake. Myself? I adore it, it’s my kind of chair that I can throw around and sit on. Speaking as a guy who thinks that bean bags should only be used in school and Christian camps, that’s a big thing. Top chairage!

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